SUPER SELEKTOR Extended Lifetime Warranty

Behold our badass Lifetime Extended Warranty. Available for your Super Selektor. Toss a single payment our way, and armor up your Super Selektor against the savage forces of wear and tear, breakage, porch pirates, etc. (Unless your own dumb ass loses it. We can’t warrant complete incompetence) Breaks or wears out? No worries, you’re covered — for life! This deal ain’t for sharing; it’s exclusively yours, the warranty badass who grabs life by the horns. Lock in your peace of mind today!